Meat and greet...pun intended ;)

Sooooo I'm sure I don't know everyone in this guild (damn time zones) so let's kick it preschool style. I want to get to know everyone a little bit better. This is not mandatory but it is required so we create a family atmosphere in the guild I'll start:
My name is Brandon, otherwise known as meat
I'm 20
I love golf, basketball, football (American)
I am a very chill person
Some of my favorite movies are: anchorman, the departed, immortals, the notebook, the shawshank redemption, semi pro, American history X, and step brothers
I enjoy the simple things in life
I love puppies and long walks on the beach

Now it's your turn!!!

you can start off by posting a pic up also mr. mystery lol. I am the Guild leader aka Athena aka Medusa aka Faith aka Saphira. Im 24, love music amd family.. love all will ferell movies, and Giving you guys oreders and bossing you around.. yes thats right im a Tyrant! Lets make our Guild a real Guild of friends. Enjoy the forum and game

Hey Meat and Hitler *cough* *cough*, lol.
My name is Charif I'm turning 18 in June, I live in Lebanon.
I play rugby and sometimes football (soccer)
American History X is dope meat!

Ha! Yes another "kid" -.-
I'm Jake, I'll be 18 in October
I love my music, generally known as "screamo" I'm in a band I play lead and I scream. Playing shows is my biggest thrill and wish I could keep going
I also play basketball and run long distance in track.
I love ranking up in guilds and helping, try to give time bak and enjoy it
I'm a very people person haha I know a lot of people and want to meet more.
Exited to be here.
I'm a boss(not really) healer

Haha finally got my pic up lol, I had problems pullin it from Facebook :/ any way Z you look like you're 30 haha
My goal is to have everyone post on here!! The guild already felt like a disfunctional family without this forum let's try to have a tight knit family atmosphere

Lol meat I'll show you another pic where my beard isn't trimmed

Haha I wish I could grow a beard I have male pattern baldness on my face lol so I'm always pretty clean cut

I felt cool because i have a sexy patch under my chin... </3

Interesting and cool topic, Would be nice get to know everyone a bit more, And now i do, lol

My names Tommy turning 24 years young in July, I like to go fishing , hiking, camping, Playing sports,Festivals, Carnivals, I also like to science, gardening, mycology, and chemistry.
And im a spiritualy and polliticaly active person and knowledge is power.

I do not like watching tv drama and all that bull crap, and i do not like to treat people like i would not want someone treat me.

I like to party, drink ,.... enjoy my life, LOL

So, much respect to the world and all my Brothers and Sisters.

Lol it's okay kids it'll grow one day!!

Haha god so I'm guessing that you don't watch the jersey shore lol I agree with you I hate "reality" tv as well, and Z It's sad to say but I have already accepted the fact that I will never be able to grow a beard but the thing that hurts the most is the fact that I can't grow a mustache I mean I can grow one.... But if I do I look like a pedo

My Name is BallsMcgee...

I am a Healing God....

That is all

And we both agree that God does not exist, so you are a Healing Nothing, ergo you are nothing, so you are just empty balls?

ROFL.... man you got me there....

Yo This is Jaffe from Hong Kong
I don't really talk about politics because my place is too complicated to talk about this,
if you know our history we were under Britain but now under China, it's troublesome
I know my pic looks I am 17 sth but I am actually 27 (damn Asian looks younger?)
I was lived in Australia before and now back to work in Hong Kong, I hate boring life and I hope I can change my job to something more interesting lol

Feel free to add my facebook if you want go search Jaffe Chan Chak Nam it's my full name

Zelios wrote:And we both agree that God does not exist, so you are a Healing Nothing, ergo you are nothing, so you are just empty balls?

LOL omfg that was great




And nice to meet you Jaffe(:

Lol nice to meet you Jaffe, we should exchange ages they would match our appearance!

Zelios wrote:Lol nice to meet you Jaffe, we should exchange ages they would match our appearance!

haha that made me laugh

yea true haha

the day is laid

And today is a new day

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...I joined Lionheart Guild and began my tyranny over our server as a soon-to-be elite Warrior God....known as TSA!

Any questions?

Tsa wrote: Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...I joined Lionheart Guild and began my tyranny over our server as a soon-to-be elite Warrior God....known as TSA!

Any questions?

....i literally understood maybe 5 words of this hahaha, but I enjoyed it, nice to meet ya bud

ROfL that was legendary

Hi,

This is Nastyangel here. Nice to meet you all.